Bigfoot 'discovery' confirmed as fake

Show of hands who believed the report that there were Bigfoot or Bigfeet (whatever the plural is) running around the woods in Georgia. There has never been a sighting in our beloved state and with good reason. What are the odds of a Bigfoot surviving in the woods here where hordes of Rednecks schlep through the woods and swamps daily looking for something to kill and eat? NOT VERY LIKELY FOLKS. You can cease trying to track Bigfoot in our fair forests for they were all shot dead and devoured ages ago. Maybe they should search for Bigfoot in a state that is filled with vegetarians that shun hunting and shotguns.